i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011
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no other platform has the right format for me to just randomly barf actual thoughts, joaks, and genuine creative content all in the same breath. i dont know how to compartmentalize
every other platform you gotta be a real person. Here you are you’re icon and username and whatever your hyperfixation is at the current moment
on tumblr you can make a post that just says “minecraft” and get 50k notes, where on twitter you have to steal tweets and instagram you have to be hot. tumblr is more like a bunch of kids let loose in walmart where there are no rules and the only god is a bald swedish man
Metal Gear: Snake Kills his Fake Dad
Metal Gear 2: Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time
Metal Gear Solid: Metal Gear 2, again, except with it’s his brother instead of his dad
Metal Gear Solid 2: Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta
Metal Gear Solid 3: Metal Gear 1, except Snake’s Dad kills Snake’s Dad’s Mom.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake’s dad isn’t dead
Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: Snake’s dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult
Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes: Snake’s dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly
Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain: Snake’s dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it’s actually not Snake’s dad but Snake’s dad’s boyfriend’s bootleg recreation of Snake’s dad
the best way to play Pokemon games is like you’re an 8 year old. IV? EV? Shiny chaining? Nah. We catch pokemon because they look cool. if my pokemon is bashful or whatever that means nothing to me.
