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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Metal Gear: Snake Kills his Fake Dad

Metal Gear 2: Metal Gear 1, again, except the dad is real this time

Metal Gear Solid: Metal Gear 2, again, except with it’s his brother instead of his dad

Metal Gear Solid 2: Metal Gear Solid, again, except an internet creepypasta

Metal Gear Solid 3: Metal Gear 1, except Snake’s Dad kills Snake’s Dad’s Mom.

Metal Gear Solid 4: Snake is old and gay in a plane and also Snake’s dad isn’t dead

Metal Gear Solid Peace Walker: Snake’s dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean and gets tricked by both a fake of his mom and also a fake little anime girl who was actually a little anime adult

Metal Gear Solid V Ground Zeroes: Snake’s dad has an adventure in Gitmo while Hideo Kojima apologizes constantly

Metal Gear Solid V The Phantom Pain: Snake’s dad starts a gay anime club in the middle of the ocean but it’s actually not Snake’s dad but Snake’s dad’s boyfriend’s bootleg recreation of Snake’s dad

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Just remember, these are elected officials and our tax dollars are being used for this.

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This is what its like serving people. People want straight answers to questions they fundamentally don’t understand. They don’t even understand the language you use. There is a very definite answer to what ‘wifi’ is, but a lot of oldies have their own understanding which is seperate from fact, but they believe to be fact. So when you try to explain it to them it gets to a point where they not only don’t understand it, but they don’t want to understand it. 

These people here, its not that they don’t understand the tech at hand. Its that they simply don’t want to. And so they never will. 

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